Compromises

E: This new garage wall is going to be awesome.
C: It can be my "man cave."
E: Whatever.
C: I can put up a PBR neon sign.
E: Absolutely not.  No way.
C: Babe!  You got to decorate the whole house - at least give me one room!
E: Ok, fine - you can decorate the garage.

The Truth

Babe, you're right.  Regardless of trips, new bikes, and shiny things - we have each other.  And that is what really matters.

Love.

Sloppy Joe's

C: I got these babe, go relax and watch Oprah or something.

Honeymoon's over

I just bought a bra "because it was comfortable."

Dinner

E:  I know.  It looks weird.  But I'm sure it tastes good!
C: Babe.  You are...more of a cook than a chef.
E: What's the difference?
C: A cook needs to follow the recipe.
E: Hmph.

........................................
E: But look, you must like it!  You're going for seconds!
C: I'm hungry.

Constitutional

Really?  Bringing a beer into the bathroom with you?  I guess it might be awhile...

Olympics '10

E: I know you don't consider this a sport, but you must admit that these are some of the best all-round athletes in the entire Olympics.  I mean, if you take into account the balance, the strength, endurance, creativity, flexibility - whoa!!!!!!!!  Did you see that!? 
C: Yeah.
E: That was SO hard to do!  The triple axle is much harder than that toe-spin thing, even if he does four rotations...the triple axle is still the hardest.
C: Oh, really?  You know that?  I love the expert opinion over here.
E: Expert speculation, babe.